Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell

In the past, I have tried not to fangirl over couples or plot events in books, because I like evaluate material calmly. But, considering the title of the book, an exception, I think, is needed. So I will probably use fangirl words like ship, fanfic, fandom, etc. I will define the words ahead of time for those non-fangirls. Okay? Okay. (I will do it one day, I swear)

Words you need to know (Consider it a free vocabulary lesson!)
ship: 1. the act of wanting two people (fictional or otherwise) to be in a romantic relationship
         2. a couple
fanfic: short for fanficiton, which means fiction written by fans of a fandom. This can be from fluff to alternate dimension, to crossovers (not important here, search them on urban dictionary)
fandom: a group of fans, like a kingdom of fans
canon: Something that has been confirmed by the original source. In other words, it's undeniable.


I shall be honest with you: I am a full-out, proud fangirl. I have many fandoms and I write fanficition(I actually do, though I don't get any views). And that leads to the fact that Cath is the most relatable character I have ever read. I have a Hunger Games review on my blog (you should go check it out) and there, I've mentioned that Katniss is such a relatable character because we have similar personalities and opinions. But Cath BLOWS. KATNISS. OUT. OF. THE. WATER. Literally. It may be the fact that I'm an asocial nerd who loves to read. I could imagine myself saying the words Cath says and thinking what she thinks. Heck, I even write LGBT+ fanfiction! (AND I REGRET NOTHING)

I SHIPPED CATH AND LEVI BEFORE IT WAS COOL. From the moment I opened the book and read the page with Levi, I was like, 'Those two are getting together!' And they did! Boy, I was mad when Cath refused to see Levi when he kissed that blond. I'm not sure who I was mad at specifically, probably at the author for breaking the ship up (although it technically wasn't canon yet). That happens a lot when you're a fangirl . Like, I was so mad at John Green when he did that thing in TFIOS. . . oh wait, wrong book.

Anyways, my point is that I STILL SHIPPED IT when Cath still thought Levi was Reagan's boyfriend. It was like in City of Bones where that thing, you know that thing, happened, I won't put here because spoilers, (You do NOT want to spoiled though, that spans on for half the Mortal Instruments)

Speaking of Reagan, I really like her. She influences Cath just like Alaska does to Miles in Looking for Alaska, getting Cath to do things she would have never done without her. She is very supportive of Levi and Cath's relationship, which is a huge difference from the cliche 'jealous ex-girlfriend' characteristic. She's scary, but she's also a generally well-rounded person, like a sister who pretends to be too sophisticated for Cath but does look out for her.

Speaking of sisters, I don't know what to make of Wren. Wren does seem kind of keen on losing Cath, keeping her away from her social life, (FANDOM BEFORE FRIENDS #fangirlogic)  which made me, well, not hate, but largely dislike Wren. She acted like the whole, 'Oh I'm the better sibling who hangs out with boys and gets invited to parties' cliche girl WHICH I JUST LOATHE. But she did make up for it in the end.

Now, as not only a fangirl but as a human being, I must admit we were all wrong, wrong about all of it at one point in out lives about something. And this time, it was Nick. At first, I liked Nick, thought he was a really great person. I can't say I shipped Cath and him because I was too obsessed with Cath and Levi, but I was like, 'yeah, they could have like a friendly, collaborating writer relationship'. And then, the bomb came. JUST AN EDITOR?! HELL, NO. Nick, that back-stabbing little bastard son of a– sorry, I'll go wash my mouth with soap.

Okay, now my mouth is super soapy and I think I can write about Nick without cussing, I should probably mention I hate him. I loathe him. I abhor him. I despise him. I detest him. I feel malice to him. I can't stand him. I begrudge him. I want to toss his silly little mundane/mortal/muggle body into the depths of Tarturus and Edom and the Arena and the Maze and the Scorch and Skaro and Hell and Azkaban and– okay I think that's enough. I swear I'll stop.

That's probably enough with my character review of Nick, though I must mention I went, "YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD! YOU RULE CATH!" when Cath turned Nick down with the story at the end. I truly enjoyed that moment.

Now I must shut up and stop fangirling and become a proper book reviewer again. Oh well, it was good while it lasted.

–Sooyoung Jo–

Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography

A notorious spin-off to a notorious series, LS:AA is a collection of notes, drawings photographs, lists, music sheets, movie scripts, newspapers, tickets, letters, files, and other mysterious –a word which here means, "abstruse"–a word which here means, "cryptic"–a word which here means, "mysterious"–sources of information. A notorious spin-off to a notorious series, LS:AA leaves more questions in the reclusive world of V.F.D. than ever before. Composed of 13 chapters, readers of this book, a phrase which here means, –"something that should not exist under ANY circumstances"–will uncover more secrets about Lemony Snicket, discover unimaginable rumours, and various other pieces of information that should never be read.

But then again, when have we ever followed Lemony's orders?

We start off with a introduction by Daniel Handler, who is Lemony's legal representative. We soon develop into a rather unusual story which ends with the 13 chapters of the novel. It seems as if Lemony has already gone through the book as corrected all the chapter titles. Whether this was done out of concern for his readers or for his life, I do not know. That is a phrase I will be using rather frequently.

There are many things I want to talk about, but the first is the ballad entitled The Little Snicket Lad. It is a ballad about how Lemony was taken by V.F.D. when he was still a baby. While Lemony does tip us off about just how the three Snicket siblings of V.F.D. came to be, we still get very little information, a technique I suppose V.F.D. taught him themselves. One question I've always had is why the ballad was made in the first place. Why would there be a song about Lemony? Is there one for the other Snickers too? Maybe there are coded messages in the other ballads like there are in Sebald's movie scripts? Speaking of movie scripts, let's talk about that.

One code that is used throughout the books is the Sebald code. This code has been used in a lot of letters in the book, and begins when a letter from a volunteer mentions the word 'ring'. The coded words have 10 words between, which was used by the Duchess of Winnipeg to her advantage, according to a person I will address later.

We also get more information on Mr. Poe, the moronic banker that proves his uselessness to the degree in which I was literally screaming at him to JUST. FREAKING. LISTEN. He has a sister, Eleanora Poe, who is in editor-in-chief of The Daily Punctilio, and fires Lemony for his review of One Last Warning to Those Who Stand in My Way and its lead actress Esme Squalor. She is later kidnapped by Geraldine Julienne, the foolish reporter who printed all the lies about the Baudelaire children. Eleanor sends a telegram to his brother but he ignores it due to another letter sent by an imposter. This explains why Mr. Poe ignored the Baudelaire's telegram in The Hostile Hospital. Speaking of Geraldine Julienne, as much I would like to punch her greedy little face, I do admit I feel sympathy for her. She is utterly blinded by her fangirl-ness that she's practically lost sense of all suspicion, and honestly, made herself Esme's slave. But that still doesn't mean I'd like she punch her in the face, because if I could, I would.

As  I've said, practically everything that reveals new information also brings confusion. And yet the Snicket family tree seems to brings me so many questions and yet gives so little. I wouldn't go into the details here, about who I think H or someone is, because I know a person who knows so much better. That person also has many theories that seem intriguing. I'll leave the address below.

One of the things I liked best was the letter from Jacques to Lemony. We never see the three Snicket siblings interacting in a sibling-like way. In d ASOUE everyone thinks Lemony is dead and Jacques is, so there is that. We nearly got one in ATWQ, but Lemony only really meets Kit for a seconds, and then they act as if they are strangers. Ever since I've learned  Jacques's last name in The Vile Village, I've wanted to see Lemony and him interact. Now that we know about all three Snicket siblings, I want to see them go on a mission or something together. Just see their chemistry. And we finally get a tip of that in Jacques's letter. He addresses Lemony as 'Brother' most of the time in the letter, and actually only calls him by his name once. The letter itself seems to imply that Jacques is a sort of advisor and encourager to Lemony, and that Jacques is indeed older than Lemony is, which explains why L is branched away from J and K in the family tree.

I would say more, but everything is so unorganized and so vaguely connected I didn't really have much thought while reading it except a) WHAT??!! b) Ooohhhhh c)Wow. . .

Yep, that was pretty much my review listed.

Here is the link to the person who knows, or at least thinks he or she knows.
http://snicketsleuth.tumblr.com/summary

With all due respect,

Sooyoung Jo

Harry Potter and The Cursed Child by J.K. Rowling

Harry Potter: The world wide phenomenon of the story of a teenage wizard and his friends fighting the forces of evil against all odds. Known to be one of the best selling series to date, this seven book series ended off as a supposedly happily-ever-after in the epilogue of Deathly Hallows, which features Harry and Ginny's, Ron and Hermione's, and Draco Malfoy's children boarding the train to Hogwarts. And now, there is an eighth book, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.

HARRY POTTER AND THE CURSED CHILD

I'm putting my head under an axe for this, but I'm not a very big fan of the Harry Potter franchise as much as everyone else seems to be. For starters, the series follows the chosen-one trope, a plot-line which I JUST LOATHE. All the stuff about only-you-can-save-the-world always gets on my nerves. Maybe it has to do with the part that the main character always does something THAT IS THE POLAR OPPOSITE OF WHAT ANY OTHER RATIONAL PERSON WOULD DO. This also explains why I haven't read the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series and don't plan on doing so anytime soon. The reason I'm putting this as the chosen-one-trope's fault and not anything else is that I love Rick Riordan's other series, the Heroes of Olympus, which I'm fairly sure will also be getting a review sometime in the future.

Oh right. The actual book.

The story follows the adventures of Albus and Scorpius Malfoy as they travel through time and try and save Cedric Diggory, who died tragically in Goblet of Fire. Right away, you get the idea that it's not going to end well. They use the Time-Turner, a object that made a brief appearance in Prisoner of Azkaban, and was never seen again, opening one GIANT PLOT HOLE for the rest of the series. They receive help from Delphi Diggory, who claims to be the nephew of Amos Diggory, Cedric's father. But, as always, everything is not as it seems. 

If I had to put this in the most honest way possible, this story would be a Harry Potter fan fiction with Doctor Who elements that features Albus's daddy issues. But because of, well, many things, IT'S BRILLIANT. First off, well, J.K. Rowling wrote it, so it's bound to be amazing, and second, the story explores all sorts of what-if's the fans had as they've read the series. What would happen if the new generation Potters met the Malfoys? Albus befriends Scorpius. What would happen if Voldemort had a child? Delphi. 

The original characters are well fleshed-out in many places. The most notable change is in Harry and Draco. Harry doesn't really know how to deal with Albus, and he goes from giving him full out leash to a dog house without even consulting him. Harry himself admits at the end he doesn't really know how to parent because he doesn't have too much ground to stand on. Many fans look down upon this is a major flaw in his character, and yes, it is a flaw, but that's good. Nobody likes a Mary Su/Gary Stu, and making Harry a perfect father would make him one. What's more, everything he does is with good intention just like a father has, so if you look at this from another angel, this aspect of Harry is one good move on the author's part,

The next is Draco. Harry, despite everything he says, doesn't really trust him. I don't blame him though, I wouldn't either. Draco, however, proves him wrong as he shows passion to help his son anyway he can. The two have a tense relationship throughout the book, but eventually manage to become even with each other as they search for their sons.

I didn't really like Albus in some parts, like where he refuses Harry's blanket gift and when he decides to take the Cedric Diggory matters in to his own hands. As a fan of Doctor Who (Yes, I watch it and I LOVE IT) I was practically screaming NO. NO. NO. I'm not getting a repeat of Waters of Mars. Some other parts though, made me want to hug him. I really like the way the writers showed his inner conflict concerning him and his dad. I think he feels like a lot of pressure on him and it may be the fact that he's subconsciously so desperate to do something that would live up to his father's name and that's what drove him to try to save Cedric. 

Now let's talk about Scorpius, the one character that everyone just seems to love. AND I DO TOO. Scorpius is the most adorable geek I've ever read, but that doesn't mean he's a pushover. The second world proves to everyone who is reading that he's about as determined as a Slytherin could be. He's a overall nice person in general, and his chemistry with Albus is just TOP NOTCH. The way they go through different situations together and communicate reminds me a bit of parabatai from The Shadowhunter Chronicles by Cassandra Clare.

 One noticeable trait with The Cursed Child is that it's not in novel format at all: it's in the form of a play. This is my first time reading a script format, so I have my ups and down. One perk is that everything is rather vague and without too much detail, so everything is up to the reader to visualise. That may be a problem though, as we never get much on the specifics. For example, how on earth did Albus and Scorpius manage to get a blanket wrapped around a baby long enough to write a message? J.K.? Answers.

Overall, I liked this book. It's not my favourite, and to be honest I prefer the original series over this. I'd give this book 4.1 stars out of 5. It's good, once you open up a bit to it and let it impress you. It's not a timeless classic masterpiece and opinion will vary depending on the person. It's not a must-read for all Harry Potter fans like All the Wrong Questions is for A Series of Unfortunate Events fans (well then again, everything that Lemony Snicket publishes that has even bit to do with his world is a must read for ASOUE fans), but if you are curious about the after story of Harry Potter I encourage you to pick it up. Just try not to be too cynical and down grading about ti and you'll enjoy it. 

Now, I don't normally put any fan content in my reviews, because I try to look at the book as a regular person would. But for some reason, everyone seems to want Scorpius and Albus in a romantic relationship. I understand where this is coming from; as I've said, the two have great chemistry together, but romantic? Maybe, but it's not happening in my head. I mean, it could happen, I fully admit if it turns out they're both gay and/or bisexual it could very well happen. Should it happen, I would be very happy for them and I would support them to no end, but I just don't think it will. And please don't think I'm against homosexuality because of this, because I don't. I support the LGBT+ community wholeheartedly. I believe in Magnus's and Alec's relationship in TMI, and Will's and Nico's in HoO. I just don't think Scorpius and Albus will happen.

Well, that's all for today. I hope you come for more reviews!

-Sooyoung Jo-

The End and Chapter Fourteen

My personal thoughts on the series as a whole (besides the fact that this series is incredibly wretched and full of unfortunate events is posted in my post prior prior prior prior prior prior. If you want to see my opinions on all the books as a whole, please (please do not, though, as the post is as wretched and full of unfortunate events as the actual series) go the one prior by scrolling down, a phrase which here means, 'putting your finger on the little bumpy area between the left and right button and pushing in downward'.

THE END
The story begins with the Baudelaires' predicament in their boat: not only is Count Olaf constantly bragging and ordering the children around, they have no idea where they are, or how they will steer the boat to land. To solve the second part of their dilemma, a large storm hits, leading the children and Olaf to an island, where much debris, not only themselves and their boats, but many others as well was ended up. There, they meet a friendly girl named Friday, who Olaf treats terribly, which results in Friday abandoning him coastal shelf. The three children are welcomed into the colony by Ishmael, who serves as the island's facilitator but seems to have a shady past. Several days later, another large storm hits, and this brings Kit Snicket on a large raft made of books and the Incredibly Deadly Viper (nicknamed Ink) the orphans met in The Reptile Room. Count Olaf tries to fool the islanders by posing as Kit, fails, but tells them that the Baudelaires are carrying illegal items. Ishmael decides to leave the orphans on the shelf. When evening comes, two islanders, Finn and Erewhon, bring the children and Kit food, and brings them news. Some islanders were growing tired with the way Ishmael was running the island so they were planning to mutiny. They wanted the children to sneak into the arboretum to make weapons. However, after entering the arboretum, they discover another open space, thanks to Ink the snake. They find a large book entitled A Series of Unfortunate Events, which is written by various people and focuses on the history of the island. Klaus, upon reading the book, recognizes their mother's handwriting. Ishmael, after discovering the Badelaires there, tell them that their parents originally lead the island, but were driven away. He convinces the children to stay on the island under his care. It is too late; all hell has broken lose as the mutiny as already started without them. Olaf interrupts the argument, and Ishmael and he banters for a while, hinting at various secrets about each other when Ishmael finally fires a harpoon gun into Count Olaf's stomach, unleashing the Medusoid Mycelium. Poisoned and knowing the only dilution is horseradish or some substitute of it, the children go to the arboretum, and figure out that the apples on the tree that towers over the arboretum are hybrid ones that contain horseradish. Consuming the apples, the Baudelaires recover and rush to help the islanders, who are leaving. The children try to give them an apple, but return to help Kit when they realize the baby is on the way. Kit tells them that she did meet up with Hector and the triplets, but they took their chances with the Great Unknown. She admits to them that she had failed the children, and the children in turn admit their own failures at Hotel Denouement. Count Olaf staggers in right then helps Kit onshore, kisses her softly, and dies. (I shall get to that later) Kit soon passes away as well, because of the Mycelium as she is unable to consume hybrid products, which could could harm the baby. She does, however, give birth to the baby, who the children name Beatrice after the children's mother. With no one but themselves left, the children make the island home. 

THE END NOTES
1) The Calibans. We've met Olivia Caliban in The Carnivorous Carnival, and apparently V.F.D. membership runs in families, so it's no surprise that other Calibans would be members as well.  Friday is told her father was devoured by a manatee, which happens to be the same excuse Captain Widdershins used when explaining Fiona's mother's death. Kit reveals that she just had turkish coffee with him just a few days previous, which implies he is a volunteer. Ishmael also says that Thursday left a few years ago with Ink. It is said that Miranda didn't want her to know the schism that divided her parents, so it is unknown whether Miranda used to be a villain. 
2) The Baudelaire parents. It is revealed they had once turned the island into a wonderful place, where gourmet meals were served, an enormous library was built, and a passageway to Anwhistle Aquatics. The Baudelaire's mother was pregnant with Violet.
4) The Anwhistles. The first Anwhistle we ever met was in The Wide Window, Josephine Anwhistle. Her husband, Issac, and presumably his brother, Gregor,  were active members and volunteers of V.F.D. The girl with one eyebrow and one ear that Ishmael mentioned is often said to be the two sibling's mother. 
5) The fact that the islanders have managed to see through Olaf's Very Fragile Disguise *wink* right away. Sure, I guess not even Olaf can get that far on a clump of seaweed, but let me remind you that the two younger Baudelaire children, who had no experience with disguises whatsoever, managed to fool EVERYONE WHO WAS WATCHING with nothing but a COAT. And even if the wig was poor, the dress and the helmet were at least better than mere coats. Considering all this, one can assume a person would need be a) a member V.F.D. or have V.F.D. bloodlines b) scared out of his/her wits. And the islanders fell into neither category so. . . SNICKET?! Explain yourself.
6) This is more of me freaking out over Kit and Olaf and that kiss, so you can just skip this. 
WHAT?! WHAT IS THIS?! KIT IN LOVE WITH OLAF?! Okay, maybe not really, but just. . . wow. What. See it must have happened before Olaf turned on V.F.D., because then I'm pretty sure Lemony and Jacques would be besides themselves to warn Kit to break up with him. So, what? They just hit it off at a young age? Kit seems smarter than that. Well then again, there was Lemony with Beatrice, so. . . okay I'm just lost.

CHAPTER FOURTEEN
Serving as an epilogue one year later from where The End left off, the chapter begins with the children reading A Series of Unfortunate Events, where they find out that Violet was to be named Lemony if she was a boy. They think it's time to leave the island, and so they make preparations and generally stock up a lot better than last time. Finally, when it is time to board the ship, Kit's daughter stands on the island and utters one word; Beatrice, her name, the name of the bot, the book to in which all the books are dedicated to, and object of Lemony's affection, etc.

CHAPTER FOURTEEN NOTES
1) In the beginning of The End, Lemony mentions there are 170 chapters of A Series of Unfortunate Events. However, as each book has 13 chapters, and there are 13 books, and 13 times 13 books is 169, the reader can assume there will be an epilogue in the book..
2) UNCLEAR ENDING OF THE DECADE. IF YOU READ THE BOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.